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Full Dossier
The complete case file. Every violation, every intervention, the full psychological breakdown — all of it.
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+Vibe Integrity Score + full scorecard
+Complete psychological profile
+All violations + risk flags
+Specific product antidote (with links)
+Radar chart + dimension breakdown
+Mandatory interventions list
+Extended psych deep-dive
+Lifestyle conclusions + intel report
+5-year vibe trajectory
+Mood board keywords
+Bureau-approved budget plan
+Shareable case file URL
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