Form 104-B · Intake

Bureau of Vibes

Open a Case File

Upload your photos. Field Agent VOSS will handle the rest.

Step 1 — What are we inspecting?

Step 2 — Upload evidence (1–6 photos)

Step 3 — Tune the report (optional)

Calibrate how VOSS delivers the verdict. Defaults are set to medium — drag to your preference.

Roast MeterHonest but fair
Gentle 🫶Brutal 🔥
Comedy LevelNatural VOSS humor
Straight-faced 🧊Stand-up 🎤
Kindness ModeEqual strengths + violations
Ruthless 😤Mom Energy 💛

By submitting, you authorize the Bureau to judge your aesthetic choices indefinitely.